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Thursday, October 31
 

Halloween went well!
Wonderful candlelit (or at least a turnip lantern) dinner for two witches, comprised of a bowl of caterpillar stew! I suspected my cooking had deteriorated lately, but now I can truly admit to reaching new depths.

It is good to know that guising is still a lucrative business.



 
Happy Halloween!

Some links

Halloween
Burn's poetry
Witches Hat Maze
How to make an animated witches hat
Halloween Food
Gross Food!
Scottish Halloween
Spooky story

Wednesday, October 30
 
Can we imagine a world without TV? Today in 1925, John Logie Baird, from his attic workshop in London, produced the first moving image on his television screen. The model was a 15-year-old office boy, William Taynton, who had to be bribed with half-a-crown to sit for the experiment because he was frightened of the bright lights.

....... a few interesting links....

Jeff Buckly's Songs to No-one 1991-92 is out now. Review is here

Turner Prize

.......and for anyone else who had to suffer studying Mr and Mrs Andrews for weeks on end

Tuesday, October 29
 
"We all know sex sells but haven’t we got past ‘boys with toys’?" asks, Trade and Industry Secretary Patricia Hewitt in her attack of the recent, advertisement of the motor show show. It's an interesting debate. Do pictures of scantily clad females really encourage us to buy cars? Tell me what you think.

Monday, October 28
 
Is protesting on the Sabbath not a sin?

Monday, October 21
 
Due to some strange problem with the system the posting below is not editable so I'm afraid the ugly bits will have to stay until I can get it sorted out. The correct ending to the post was meant to read......These and other art story updates from Art Review

 
Sex in the City? Not according to Joel Stein in Time.com Perhaps they should take note from the Brazillian dance company who want to let the music speak with the These and other art story updates from

 
Sex in the City? Not according to Joel
Stein in Time.com Perhaps they should take note from the Brazillian dance company who want to let the music speak with the href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/20/arts/dance/20ROHT.html?ex=1035777600&en=6811898f4acbe4c9&ei=5040&partner=MOREOVER
"rhythm that is underneath the rhythm." These and other art story updates from

Sunday, October 20
 

I didn't intentionally come up here to my pc to skive out of clearing the garage but now that I am here, the leftover gateau I scoffed - in the spirit of trying to tidy up and clear a plate (!) is having it's revenge and has given me some kind of digestion problem.

Now, I'm not sure how these things affect other people but with me, when I get this (which thankfully is fairly infrequently) I can't move much. So, here I am, "dying", unble to move anything in my upper body more than a fraction because of the pain, including lungs, but able to move my wrists, so I can type! Which means to occupy myself and to distract me from the pain, you're stuck with my ramblings until it goes away - or at least until these chalky, horrible tasteless things start to work.

There are two things I can tell you about. One, how the leftover gateau came to be, just that. And two, why we are clearing out the garage. If I was to go into all the details, you would be fairly bored.......quickly. But....if you are sympathetic to my predicament you might want to read on.

(Quick Medical Update: Breathing shallow, pain excruciating on each inhalation of breath, too scared to move).

On the garage front; after two and a half years of battling with planning departments, submitting plans, resubmitting plans, waiting on architects waiting on building control, waiting on builders (don't they want the work??) and various other beaurocratic procedures.................. the builders start on our extension tomorrow morning at 8am.

Ha! Do I believe it? (burp, pardon) Well, only in the sense that I know we have to clear the garage so that they can get their "little" digger into our back garden, in order to dig up the drains before laying the foundations.

A digger through the garage? I hear you ask. Yes. Picture the scene, large garage door on one side, small normal door on the other. Digger of unseen proportions.

Mm. Solution....demolish the back wall on which the little door is, to facilitate the movement of lovely little digger (might try to get a pic!) through the garage. Now, in theory this would all be very simple.

In reality, our garage is like 80% of the populations' garages and is full of lots of wonderful things - not to mention my most expensive garage ornament (see July 12-15).

(QMU: Breathing slightly easier, pain still excruciating, too scared to move).

How we are meant to "clear" it is still a bit of a mystery to me and I am a little nervous about going back downstairs to see what
SO has done in his 3 trips to the tip so far. I secretly think he has tried to poison me to keep me out of the way. (burp, pardon) Not that I am a hoarder or anything. I just like to keep things! I keep things from my childhood, the children's childhood, anybody elses childhood really. Lots of silly things, paintings no-one will ever look at, school notes, college notes, university notes......If I've done it, I will have something to remind me about it. I'm definitely not in the league of poor Mr Trebus but I really am not good at getting rid of things. (burp, pardon).

Except food of course, hence the scoffing of the leftover gateau.

Last week we got a phone call from one of SO's distant relatives to say they were in town and would like to visit. Very nice
we thought because we don't see enough of people at the best of times, and it would be really nice to catch up. We did explain about chaos and builders about to start etc but offered to feed them.

What I find mildy amusing is that even after 20 years of being together SO can still manage to pull out more relatives I don't know. Generally, he does this about once per year. (burp, pardon)

(QMU: Breathing getting deeper, pain easing, still too scared to move).

It is fascinating. In all fairness, I had met one of these visitors about six years before but not her partner. We had a really pleasant evening with two lovely people and it was very interesting to know that even in what we perceive, as the declining state of our National Health Service, we still have significant advantages over the South African system.

In fact, so much so on the wages front, that it pays fully qualified SA consultants to come to work in the UK in SHO posts for three months of the year, return home and not have to work for the next 9 months! This suits our doctors because they have qualified staff they can rely on, to do the overnight on-call shifts. This frees them up to do.....well, whatever it is that consultants do in their free time. Perhaps a slightly simplistic summary but I did learn lots of interesting insights into the differences between the medical professions in the UK and SA. All I can say is that I will be staying in this country to grow old!

As I said, we had a lovely evening and nice meal and this is where the left over gateau comes in. Had I not been so greedy this morning and thought that I could eat like a young thing, I would not be in the discomfort I am currently in. What exactly is the relationship between your digestive system and age.

(QMU: Breathing easier, pain subsiding, moving arms now). (burp, pardon, really sorry, )

I think I have to be brave now and move - or at least rescue some old material, wool and knitting needles I haven't used for about 12 years. I wonder if that pattern for icelandic jumpers is still in the box? Now I know I promised I wouldn't start another project until I'd finished off a few but I quite enjoyed knitting. Very creative pass-time and they say knits are back in this winter.

(QMU: Breathing back to normal, pain gone, still cautious about moving)

Hey! I just found 6 balls of bright green mohair......perhaps just a quick scarf.............this clearing thing is great fun. Painted
poppy, framed in clip-frame, painted by SED when 4yrs. Marshall Cavendish, complete set (26 parts) of "Make it Easy"....wonder if there is enough of that Laura Ashley print material to make the yoked, smock dress?.........

Why is he shouting at me?............... What did I do?.........What?......



Friday, October 18
 
Malcolm Forbes was a media tycoon who did everything to the max. Now a "landmark auction" is about to take place selling his collection of Victorian Art. "He took to riding a Harley Davidson in his 40s, which led rapidly to a collection of 70 motorbikes." I think I would have liked to have met him.

A bit closer to home the Stirling McRoberts Art Centre has reopened. This time with the emphasis on art for children. I love this idea - nurture them when they are young and they will have a love for life.

Thursday, October 17
 
I'm all for boasting about relations and name dropping when appropriate!! "Today in 1860, the first professional golf tournament - and the first Open - was held at Prestwick. It was won by Willie Park Snr of Musselburgh, who beat the favourite, Old Tom Morris, with a score of 174." Research into family history reveals some interesting stuff about this. However, although the golfing genes seem to have bypassed me and any talk of it sends me into a deep coma, I still have some very competent relations. Well done to all of them - you know who you are. I will get to that driving range one day.

Wednesday, October 16
 
"In a nutshell, redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anaesthesia to alleviate that pain," . Mmmm, 2 children, no anaesthesia.................. Not convinced about the accuracy of this one, perhaps they haven't quite got to, the root, of the investigation!

Tuesday, October 15
 
What happens to a site when it's author dies? James-Harvey-Stout wrote many books poems, songs and general words of wisdom and niceness. He died before February 2000 - the date his host site contract was due to expire. But thanks to Internet Cemetry his and many other sites are still available to browse online or download. Words from beyond. It is a humbling find.

Monday, October 14
 


Who are you?

Ha ha ha.........

If you are into these try more tests

Thursday, October 10
 
Today is National Poetry Day. I was going to post links to the scottish poetry library and other useful events but every one I have looked at so far this morning is unavailable. But I want to see some nice poems today from everyone.

Wednesday, October 9
 
Some light entertainment. Totally inappropriate so don't look if you are easily offended.

Tuesday, October 8
 
I always knew it really but now it is official. I am a liberal airhead. Which is much better than being a raging facist and it only took 30 questions and a few split second decisions to find out. The F Test was designed fifty years ago, when the Authoritarian Personality studies attempted to "construct an instrument that would yield an estimate of fascist receptivity at the personality level." As it says at the bottom of the quiz "It should be noted here that that the authors concluded that it had "still to be demonstrated" if the F-scale actually did, in fact, measure fascist receptivity at a personality level. They were sure it measured something --- but not exactly sure what."

 
This is Scottish mental health awareness week and yet despite the campaign, there is still a stigma in this country about mental health. I found very few useful links on the web but there are some interesting facts if you look at the Scottish Executive web site. Some of the facts are interesting. The chances are, you will know someone who has, at some point in their lives been affected by mental health problems. One in four Scots have. It is a scary statistic but awareness of this sensitive issue is still harbouring somewhere in the dark ages. The campaign is aimed at making people realise it is ok to ask for help. For this and more health issues check the healthy pages


Monday, October 7
 
For those of you who have a love of maps, I have been reminded about the National Library of Scotland's digital library Map section. This is a really great resource. It's a pity they don't have arial photography - but I know a man who does :-)

Saturday, October 5
 

"I would rather teach drawing that my pupils may learn to love nature, than teach them looking at nature that they may learn to draw" John Ruskin.

There really is no better way to learn how things really are than by looking at them and studying them. Draw a beautiful autumn leaf and after looking at it and concentrating on it, you will see it differently. The colours, the texture, the shapes. If, like me, you struggle to transform what you see in your minds eye onto the paper, don't give up. Every single thing you draw is your interpretation and should be valued as such.

From the 16th - 23rd October the third Big Draw will take place across the UK. Drawing Power have all the main details on their wonderfully designed website and I love their aim - "to get everyone drawing". I for one am a strong believer that everyone CAN draw. I have seen so many different styles and abilities over the years and each one gives me great delight. Every mark has an individual stamp and everyone should give it a try, even if you have never picked up a pencil or paintbrush in your life. But art is not just about drawing and painting, there are many other forms AccessArt (another great web design) have lots of good ideas and links for both teachers and students of all ages. I loved the photography section.



Friday, October 4
 
There is a certain amount of irony in a world where we can celebrate the anniversary of the Soviet Union putting the first spacecraft, Sputnik I, into orbit around Earth in 1957 and yet we cannot manage to feed the world's population. Madaloo James is just one little girl who will die of the famine which has already started to spread across Malawi and Southern Africa. Her two-year-old sister, Chikondi died of starvation in March. It is at times like this that we can feel incredible inadequate and guilty for every morcel of food we see wasted in this country. The next time you go out for a meal, tuck into your Big Mac or scrape the left-overs which you were too full to eat, into the bin, spare a thought for Madaloo and her parents. I don't usually advocate sending donations to anywhere -it is not the purpose of this blog - however, if you do wish to help, just a little bit, Donations to World Vision, which works with the affected communities in Malawi and other southern African countries, can be made by calling 0800 50 10 10. This is something we can all take a little responsibility for.


Thursday, October 3
 
So the dirt throwing has started between Edwina and John, well to be more precise between Edwina and....... well just Edwina really. I've heard so many terrible puns over the last few days about revenge and cold and curry and ............well it's all pretty boring stuff and as most reporters have stated, fairly stomach churning. What does she think she is gaining from it all? Perhaps she should have done the jealousy test before embarking on the affair............go on try it, if you are brave enough.

"Married women with children and a job had the fewest mental health problems of the female sample, suggesting that kids are not as stress-inducing as some parents like to claim." ..........who are they trying to kid!!!!! According to a report in the New Scientist psychologist David de Vaus argues that sociologist Jessie Bernard's 1972 research - which basically concluded that women were less happy if married, than men - is no longer true and that perhaps women have become much happier over the last 30 years. Psychologists and Sociologists disagreeing..........now there's a novel concept.


Tuesday, October 1
 
Today in 1568, the Bannatyne MS, the most extensive collection of early Scottish poetry extant, was made by George Bannatyne, an Edinburgh merchant, while staying at Newtyle in Angus to escape the plague.